Saturday, May 7, 2011
Listen girls, I know, bras can be uncomfortable, and in the comfort of your own home, it is fine to let the puppies loose. But WalMart is no place for bralessness, nor is any other public place. As we age, gravity has this way of pulling things that used to be up, down. Your breasts are no different. While I'm sure your elderly spouse still looks at you like he did in the 1940s, I do not. I cannot see past you protruding nipples that point directly to your feet. Please, for the sake of all that is holy, put on a bra when you go out. Take pride in your appearance, you're not dead yet, so don't act as if your life is over. Dress up, dress down, dress grungy, whatever your look may be, a bra should be included in your outfit. Do us all a favor and take the time to put them away. A bra with clasps takes roughly 30 seconds to put on, a sports bra, even less.